Coffee undoubtedly produces Dueces!  Yeah, I mean Poo, Poop, The Brown Stuff, $#!t.  That stuff monkeys often throw at the zoo!  Those Dueces.  It’s a fact of life.

While most give credit to coffee for making you have to urinate, we want to be sure coffee gets credit for the number two.

Experts do contribute your morning Joe to the cause of your ritualistic Post-Coffee-Duece, but the reason is unknown actually.  The theories range from the creamer in the coffee to the caffeine in the coffee.

Who knows really, and who cares.  Some of us may be happy, may need,  the Dueces caused by our favorite dark drink!

Here’s to Dueces!